Random Thoughts for a Sunday

Dan Brown doesn’t care if I think he’s a lousy writer. And I do think he’s a lousy writer. I’m not alone. This article from the London Telegraph shows why, by dissecting 20 of Dan Brown’s worst sentences. And if anyone figures out what on earth Brown meant by “her precarious body,” please let me know! While you ponder that mystery, you can also play with Slate’s Dan Brown Sequel Generator. Plug in Major League Baseball for an especially good laugh.

If that depressed you, try visiting The Manolo’s Shoe Blog for something that will make you smile.

Finally, you can never have too many cats. Or too much bacon.